Hopefully this "smart pacifier" on Kickstarter will never exist as a product

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Everything is “smart” these days. Including — wait for it — baby pacifiers. Some Swiss knucklehead is kickstarting a smart pacifier called the Still Baby that lets you leave your baby alone in the house while you go hang out with neighbors or have a romantic evening with your partner, all secure in the knowledge that the smart pacifier will alert you the baby wakes up. The pacifier has a built-in camera and sleep monitor. The translated Kickstarter page says you can also “calm” the baby “on the radio,” whatever that means."

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