If you're going to appropriate my culture, at least do it right

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No, Amazon Digital Services LLC, this is not a “Smores cracker.”

These are French butter cookies or English biscuits or digestives and they’re about as American as the Queen.

Also: It’s spelled “S’mores.”

The company is selling a range of ironic “Halloween costumes” that are just T-shirts with pictures on them. They have a whole range of “Smore” based “costumes.”

Obviously Amazon outsourced the design work to China or somewhere, because no American would ever associate this cracker with s’mores.

Gee, if only there was a site where you could search for the word “s’mores” and find out what kind of cracker is used…

Also: What in the hell is Amazon Digital Services LLC and why are they selling “Halloween costumes”?