Nothing says "America" like Costco "street tacos"

I just got back from the street taco capital of the universe, Mexico City, and went with Amira to Costco to pick up supplies. Lo, I was stunned to discover that Costco is selling “street tacos” in a kind of roll-your-own taco kit.

This product’s got it all: 1) industrial food; 2) cultural appropriation; 3) bandwagon jumping-on; 4) convenience; and 5) plastic packaging. What could be more American?