Phrase of the moment: "Volfefe index"

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JPMorgan has created an index to track and quantify Trump’s tweets on the financial markets. They call it the "Volfefe Index" -- a portmanteau of "volatility" and "covfefe."

OMG, I love this phrase.

What I don't love is that it's based on the understanding that 146 tweets by the "president" have actually moved the stock market.