What will these sneakers look like dirty?

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Nike‘s VaporMax sneaker comes in a “pinkish hue” version they call “Particle Beige.“ The bottom looks like bubbles, and the top looks like medical gauze.

The colors clash. But, still, the sneaker you see in this photo is as good as it’s every going to look. Imagine how horrible this will look with the first coat of inevitable grime.

They cost $260.

You could buy them, but it might be faster to withdraw $260 from an ATM and just throw it into the breeze.