Why you can't trust sports reporters

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A sports reporter says that a woman's black eye sustained from a hot dog shot from a hot dog canon by a giant green bird is "no laughing matter." 

After the mascot for the Philadelphia Phillies Major League Baseball team accidentally sent a fan to the emergency room, CBS Sports reporter Dayn Perry wonders alarmingly in his headline, "Is this the end of the hot dog cannon?" 

I'm sorry, but if this isn't a laughing matter, I don't know what is. 
 

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